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'Timothy's time
Area
group's odd song about coal miners now a cult classic
By Jack Smiles, The Sunday Dispatch
At 10 a.m. on June 9,
2001, the DJ at KFOG radio in San Francisco played 10 songs for the
regular feature "10 at 10." That is, 10 songs at 10 a.m. from a selected
year.
In this case 1971. After the 10 songs were played
- among them "Another Day" by Paul McCartney and "Reason to Believe" by
Rod Stewart - listeners were asked to call in and vote for their favorite
of the 10.
The landslide winner was "Timothy," a tune about
trapped miners who cannibalize a friend to survive, by The Buoys, a band
from the Wyoming Valley.
That incident illustrates the cult status that
"Timothy," 30 years after it hit the charts, has achieved around the
country and in certain pockets around the world.
"Timothy" pops up - along with songs like "Signs"
by the Five Man Electrical Band, "Sweet City Women" by the Stampeders,
"Sky Pilot" by the Animals, "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf and "The
Theme from Shaft" by Isaac Hayes - on several greatest-hits album
compilations.
"Timothy" was even reissued as a collectible 45
with "Shaking All Over" by the Guess Who on the "B" side.
Today, "Timothy" is on the "Safe 300 Play List" at
the radio Web site MonsterFM.com.
But the other side of the "Timothy" cult coin has
the song on Dr. Demento's 1995 25th Anniversary Collection with "The Curly
Shuffle," "Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al and "Tiptoe Through the
Tulips" by Tiny Tim.
Late last year, "Timothy" got so many hits on
Napster, an Internet site where fans share music files, that it was the
subject of Napster's "Daily Rant" on March 1.
Wrote Napster: "Not since Chaplin's 'The Gold
Rush' have people taken such delight in such a morbid possibility."
At hotplatters.com, "Timothy" is described as "...
the morbid death tune of all time. Pass another finger and toe, ugh."
Nationally syndicated humor columnist Dave Barry
even included "Timothy" in one of his columns, which turned into "Dave
Barry's Book of Bad Songs," where the song is listed as the fourth worst
song of all-time after "MacArthur Park," "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy," and
"Having My Baby."
So which is it? An all-time classic that charted
higher than the Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" in 1971 and is found on
compilations with Paul McCartney? Or a novelty song about cannibalism that
makes worst songs lists and is found on compilations with Weird Al?
The answer is that "Timothy" - unlike almost any
other pop song - is both.
The ultimate tribute to "Timothy," one way or the
other, may be that it was covered and recorded by the Mighty Squirrels.
The Squirrels - a zany Seattle-based band that has released parody albums
such as "The Not so Light Side of the Moon," and "Scrappin' for Hits" -
recorded "Timothy" for their CD "What Gives?" in 1991. In a review of the
album one Seattle music writer mused: "Any band that covers The Buoys'
'Timothy' (the greatest/sickest faceless pop song about coal miner
cannibalism) with such determined glee could be the biggest thing out of
Seattle since the Kingsmen, Hendrix, and Heart put together."
The Buoys sprang from a chance meeting in the
summer of 1964 at the West Wyoming Hose Co. No. 2 in the Toy Town section
of West Wyoming.
Billy Kelly, then 13, heard music coming from the
fire hall near his home and stopped in to check it out He found Fran
Brozena playing the guitar, Brozena's cousin Bob Gryziec on bass and John
Staschak banging on the drums.
Kelly introduced himself by singing "All My Lovin',"
a song by that outrageous new band from England, The Beatles. In that fire
hall, a band - the Escorts later changed to the Moffats - was born.
Kelly got the band a job playing at the morning
assembly at his school, the old West Wyoming High School.
That led to their first paying gig, a dance at
that same school.
When Bill Bachman, a DJ at WBAX in Wilkes-Barre
who ran weekly dances at the Jackson Township fire hall, heard the band he
was blown away, especially considering that the eldest of the Moffats
wasn't old enough to drive. Bachman "adopted" them as his "boys." With
Bachman as manager the band played more area dances where he introduced
them as "Bill Bachman's Buoys from BAX."
Though as landlubbers the guys didn't dig the
nautical reference, the name, like The Beatles, was simple and easy to
remember, so it stuck.
In 1967, Chris Hanlon replaced Staschak and Steve
Furmanski was added as a guitarist.
The new lineup took off. By 1968, the year Kelly
graduated from Wyoming Area, The Buoys were arguably the hottest band on
the local rock circuit. They could pack a college gymnasium in
Wilkes-Barre or a nightclub in Scranton.
Bob O'Connell, a jazz pianist from West Pittston
who was playing New York, convinced a Scepter Record executive to give The
Buoys a listen.
The Scepter guy came to Pete's Pizza in Exeter and
liked what he heard. He brought The Buoys to New York and introduced them
to songwriter Ruppert Holmes, who in turn fell in love with Kelly's voice.
Kelly recalls how Holmes introduced the boys to
"Timothy." "Ruppert was a great doodler on the piano. He was doodling on
the piano and played and sang 'Timothy.' We laughed our heads off and
agreed to record the song, really just for the fun of it. We thought it
was a great joke."
At first it seemed that Kelly was right. The song
was released regionally but quickly died. Thirteen months later it was
released nationally and took off. The controversy over the song's
cannibalism storyline, while it got the song banned by some stations,
actually helped generate a buzz and record sales. By May 1971 'Timothy'
was a national top 15 hit.
By that time Furmanski and Gryziec had left to be
replaced by Carl Siracuse of the Glass Prism and Jerry Hludzik. The lineup
of Kelly, Brozena, Hanlon, Siracuse and Hludzik recorded The Buoys debut
album, "Timothy" (subtitled with tongue in cheek, "Dinner Music"),
wrapping up in December 1970.
The Buoys then went out as an opening act to
promote the album. As Kelly remembers it, "It seemed like one day we were
playing fire halls and gyms and the next day we were at a pop festival in
front of 200,000 people.
Here we were 20 years old and opening for Spencer
Davis and Ike and Tina Turner."
Though "Give Up your Guns," another Holmes song
from "Dinner Music," made a little chart noise, the album never did. After
"Timothy" died down The Buoys found themselves back in the local fire
halls and gyms. But it just wasn't the same.
Scepter folded. The Buoys signed with Polydor
Records and recorded an album of all-originals, two of which were released
as singles, but no chart action. They gave it one more shot with an
smaller label, but again no chart action. By 1976 The Buoys, as Kelly put
it, "were out of gas."
In 1991 The Buoys reunited for one night on the
Friday after Thanksgiving at Genetti Manor in Dickson City. The gig was so
wildly successful that the band has reunited several times at the Pittston
Township Volunteer Fire Department's Olde Tyme Fair and the Pittston
Tomato Festival.
Timothy
by Ruppert Holmes
Trapped in a mine that had caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim
When they broke through to pull us free
The only ones left to tell the tale
Were Joe and me
Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know?
Hungry as hell no food to eat
And Joe said that he would sell his soul
For just a piece of meat
Water enough to drink for two
And Joe said to me, "I'll have a swig
And then there's some for you."
Timothy, Timothy, Joe Was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do
I must have blacked out just around then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see
Was the light of the day again
My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around
To finding Timothy
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